After weeks of deliberation, we are pleased to announce the formation of the Redundant Meeting Committee - Meeting Chairman Selection Committee.
We have selected a list of 7 candidates, each with their own unique qualifications for the position of Meeting Chairman.
John Doe - 10 years of experience in attending meetings, but not actually contributing to anything
Jane Smith - Expertise in making Powerpoint presentations with excessive bullet points
Bob Johnson - 50+ hours of experience in passive-aggressive email replies
Alice Brown - Extensive background in creating pointless action items
Mike Davis - Expert in creating elaborate meeting schedules with unnecessary details
Emily Chen - Skilled in crafting meeting minutes that nobody reads
David Lee - Extensive experience in creating unnecessary meeting follow-ups
Each candidate brings a unique set of skills to the table. Please review their applications and select the one you think would best serve as Meeting Chairman.