Redundant Meetings: The Ultimate Time-Sucking Experience
Are you tired of meetings that seem to suck the life out of you? Do you find yourself wondering if the only thing more abundant than meetings is the air we breathe? Well, congratulations! You're in the right place.
Here at Redundant Meetings, we pride ourselves on taking the art of pointless conversation and turning it into a full-contact sport. Our team of highly trained (and slightly unhinged) professionals will guide you through a series of meetings that will make you question every life choice you've ever made.
Our meeting schedule is as follows:
- Standing Meeting: The One Where We All Just Stand Around
- Brainstorming Meeting: Where We Come Up With Stuff That's Already Been Done Before
- Project Update Meeting: Where We Pretend to Be Excited
- Status Meeting: The One Where We All Just Check Our Watches
- Retreat Meeting: Where We All Get to Pretend to Be Team Players
- Evaluation Meeting: Where We All Just Argue About Who Did the Worst