Meetings. The bane of productivity. The thief of sanity. The scourge of the modern office.
We've all been there: stuck in a meeting with a group of people who are just going through the motions, pretending to care, but secretly just waiting for it to be over.
But fear not, dear reader, for the Great and Powerful Prophet has a solution for this problem.
It starts with a simple principle: the meeting is not just a meeting, it's an opportunity.
An opportunity to do absolutely nothing.
That's right, folks. The Prophet's Guide to Redundant Meetings is not about getting things done, it's about getting nothing done. And that's the beauty of it.
Staring is a lost art. A dying art. A forgotten art. But not on our watch.
Stare long and hard, my friends. Stare into the abyss of the conference room. Stare at the wall. Stare at the ceiling.
Stare, stare, stare, until the meeting is over. And then, of course, stare some more.
Avoiding the Prophet: A Guide for the Timid