Welcome, poor soul, to the never-ending cycle of meetings.
Today's meeting is scheduled to start in 5 minutes, 3 hours from now. Yes, you read that right. 3 hours and 5 minutes. Because who needs punctuality, anyway?
Meet with the Committee of the Avoided| Meeting ID | Time | Agenda |
| 001 | 11:00 am | Review of the Review of the Review |
| 002 | 1:30 pm | Discussion of the Undiscussable |
| 003 | 4:00 pm | Meeting about the Meeting |