Meeting Minutes for the "I'm Dying to Get Out of Here" Session

Present: Bob, Jane, John, and the Intern (who's just here for the free snacks)

Purpose: To discuss why we're not getting anything done and how we're all secretly wondering if the boss is a robot sent from the future

Action Items:

John: "I'm going to pretend to work on my laptop for the next 2 hours and see if anyone notices"
Jane: "I'll make some coffee and pretend to care"
Bob: "I'll stare at the ceiling tile patterns for inspiration"
Intern: "I'll eat all the snacks"