Local Man Spends Entire Day In Meeting

According to sources, local resident Bob Smith was seen attending the same meeting for 8 hours straight, only to emerge with the same confused expression he started with.

When asked about the meeting, Bob said, "I'm not sure what it was about, but it was definitely a thing."

Redundant Meetings Inc. (RMI) has issued a statement saying, "We're proud to provide the most efficient way to waste 8 hours of your life."

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