Breakroom Blues
Meetings that never end, but your sanity does.
You're not just sitting in a meeting, you're participating in a sacred ritual of corporate masochism.
Join us for:
- Endless PowerPoint presentations
- Buzzwords and jargon
- Coffee-fueled existential crises
Don't forget to wear your "I'm not paying attention" face.
Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What's the point of this meeting?
- A: To discuss the pointlessness of it all.
- Q: Can we just email it to each other?
- A: No. That's not how we do it here.