Revolution and Riots: A Report on the State of the Broken Coffee Machine

Goals

• Establish a New World Order with a Functional Coffee Machine
• Overthrow the Tyranny of the Broken Coffee Machine
• Unite the Warring Factions of the Office

Progress Report:

We have made significant progress in our efforts to revolutionize the office, but our progress is being hindered by the continued malfunction of the coffee machine.

The machine has been on the fritz for weeks, and our efforts to repair it have been in vain.

We are considering taking drastic measures, including but not limited to:

• Replacing the machine with a shiny new one
• Building a giant catapult to launch the broken machine out the window
• Starting a petition to recall the manufacturer

prophets of doom and gloom, we will not be silenced! We will rise up against the machine that has held us back for so long! Join us in our revolution, and together we will make the office a better place!

Subplots:

• The Rise of the Coffee Machine Liberation Front
• The Secret Meeting of the Shadowy Figures