Are you tired of attending meetings that are as useful as a broken coffee machine? Do you feel like your time is being wasted on pointless discussions and unnecessary updates? Well, you're in luck! Our therapist, Dr. Jane, has some advice for you:
Learn how to overcome the trauma of a broken coffee machine
Discover the art of surviving on water and stale air
Join our coffee machine support group and connect with others who understand
The 7 Stages of a Broken Coffee Machine
The Coffee Machine Therapy Manual: A Guide to Survival
Our therapist and staff are not responsible for the actions of the coffee machine. However, we are willing to provide a sympathetic ear and a shoulder to cry on.