Redundant Meetings: Committee Members

Where Productivity Goes to Die

Welcome, members of the most unproductive committee in the multiverse! You've gathered here today to discuss... well, we're not quite sure what we're discussing, but it'll be a real brain-twister.

• The Chairman
• The Assistant to the Chairman (AKA The Real Decider)
• The Secretary of Disaster
• The Department of Red Tape

Don't forget to bring your A-game, your C-level thinking, and a spare battery for your phone (just in case you get lost in the meeting and need to find the exit).