Meeting 345: Bob Johnson is Sleeping
Tuesday, March 14th, 2023 - 2:00 PM - Conference Room 4B
Attendees: Bob Johnson (Asleep), Jane Smith, John Doe, Mary Doe, and 17 other highly invested individuals.
The purpose of this meeting was to discuss the finer points of redundancy in meetings, with a focus on how to waste even more time in the future.
- Introduction by Chairperson: "Welcome, everyone, to another exciting meeting!"
- Bob Johnson: "Zzz..."
- Jane Smith: "Uh, Bob, is that a yes or no on the last agenda item?"
- John Doe: "I think we need to add 5 more slides to this presentation to really drive it home."
- Mary Doe: "But what about the importance of active listening?"
- John Doe: "Active listening? Ha! Who has time for that?"
Next Meeting: Meeting 346: Bob Johnson is Actually Awake