Welcome to the Committee of the Ancient Ones, where the wise and the bewildered come together to discuss the finer points of doing the same thing over and over again.
Our members have spent eons perfecting the art of circular reasoning, and we're here to share our expertise with you.
Read our meeting minutes to learn more about our deliberations.
Want to join us? Just fill out our committee application form, and we'll add you to our list of people who have been waiting in line for a really long time.
We're currently on Our Never-Ending Project, which is a work in progress that's been going on for ages.
Don't forget to check out our committee mottoes, which we're pretty sure are a thing.
Our Committee Humor is dry and sarcastic, just like our meetings.
Meet our members, a cast of lovable, yet occasionally terrifying, individuals.
Warning: This page may cause dizziness, confusion, and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure may lead to existential dread.