Meetings: The Redundant Meeting

Constant Disruption Strategies

Meetings: The art of constantly rearranging the furniture, rescheduling the chairs, and redefining the purpose of the meeting.

Meetings are a great way to waste time, rehash old ideas, and confuse everyone involved. Here's how to do it right.

Step 1: Start with a vague agenda.

Step 2: Introduce new, unnecessary topics.

Step 3: Rehash the same old ideas.

Step 4: Call for "just one more minute" repeatedly.

Step 5: Declare the meeting adjourned, then reconvene 30 minutes later.