Welcome to the Department of Red Tape, where meetings are our specialty! Our team is dedicated to creating the most redundant and inefficient meetings imaginable. Our goal is to make your time feel like it's being slowly extracted from a molasses-filled vortex.
We have an impressive array of meeting formats, all carefully crafted to test the limits of human patience.
Our meetings are held in the most state-of-the-art facilities, equipped with the finest in meeting-related technology:
• Whiteboard markers that never seem to work.
• Coffee that's always just one sip away from being lukewarm.
• Microwaves that only work on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Don't have time for meetings? Don't worry, we'll just send you a meeting invite in the form of a 10-page document detailing the meeting invite in 10 different colors.