We've been stuck in this meeting for hours, and still, there's so much more work to be done.
Our escape plan, codenamed "Redo," involves creating an endless loop of meetings, each one more redundant than the last.
We're not sure how much longer we can sustain this pace, but we'll just keep on going.
Committee of Elves: The Real Decision Makers
Extra Meeting Facilities: Where Productivity Goes to Die
Minute-by-Minute Breaks: The Secret to Success
Stay tuned for more exciting updates on the Redo project, or don't. We really don't care.