Forecasting Expert: Where the only thing more predictable than the weather is the agenda
Meetings are like weather: they're always coming, and you can never escape the cloud of pointless discussion
As a renowned expert in the field of redundant meetings, I can predict with absolute certainty:
- Exactly 37 minutes will be wasted on small talk
- Someone will inevitably bring up a 3-point agenda that's actually 7 points long
- The projector will malfunction, but not before displaying the 1987 financial reports
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