Friday's Fruitless Endeavors
What We Actually Achieved: The Glorious List
We managed to achieve the following notable accomplishments:
- We spent 3 hours discussing the weather.
- We debated the meaning of life for 2 hours and 14 minutes.
- We created a flowchart to organize our thoughts, which promptly got lost in the conference room.
- We decided that the color blue would be the new company theme color.
- We took a 30-minute break to play office bingo.
And that's it. That's the entirety of our accomplishments. Don't @ us.