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Friday's Fruitless Endeavors

What We Actually Achieved: The Glorious List

We managed to achieve the following notable accomplishments:

• We spent 3 hours discussing the weather.
• We debated the meaning of life for 2 hours and 14 minutes.
• We created a flowchart to organize our thoughts, which promptly got lost in the conference room.
• We decided that the color blue would be the new company theme color.
• We took a 30-minute break to play office bingo.

And that's it. That's the entirety of our accomplishments. Don't @ us.