Future Meetings of No Utility - Committee of the Absurd
This is the future, folks! Where meetings are still a thing, but only because we're too scared to try anything else.
Today's Meeting of No Utility: "The Infinite Discussion on Nothing in Particular"
We will be discussing, at length, why we can't decide what to do with our lunch breaks.
- Minutes 1-10: "I had a sandwich yesterday, it was good"
- Minutes 11-30: "I had a sandwich today, it was better"
- Minutes 31-45: "We need to discuss sandwich policies"
Tomorrow's Meeting of No Utility: "The Unnecessary Rehashing of Already-Dissected Decisions"
We will rehash, reword, and re-rehash the same decisions we made last week, because, why not?
We will also discuss the finer points of rehashing, rewording, and re-rehashing.
Minutes of the Absurd