This meeting has been in session for 427 years, 2 months, and 3 days. It's a miracle the coffee machine still works.
Igor, the inventor of Idleness, has been stuck in this meeting for so long, he's developed a sixth sense for when the minute hand on the clock is about to move.
The other attendees have long since retired, but Igor's spirit remains, stuck in this never-ending loop of discussion and debate.
Join us, and you can be a part of this historic meeting, where the only thing more abundant than the air is the amount of time you'll waste.
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