THE GREAT SUSHI DOOM: A Meeting for the Ages

As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, the Redundant Meetings Committee has called an emergency meeting to discuss the impending doom of our favorite foods, including the impending doom of sushi.

We will be discussing:

• The rise of the Sushi Overlords
• The impending doom of our favorite snack foods
• The committee's ability to make things worse