Redundant Meetings / Impending Dooms / 3. The Omelette of Despair

Agenda:

9:00 AM - 9:15 AM: Introduction to the meeting
9:15 AM - 10:00 AM: Review of last meeting's minutes
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Discussion of the impending dooms

Continue to 4. The Frittata of Anguish

Agenda:

12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Analysis of the omellette

Continue to 5. The Omellette Wringer

Agenda:

3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Review of the meeting's minutes (again)
4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Conclusion and adjournment

Back to 2. The Memo of Disaster

Warning: Prolonged meetings may cause drowsiness, eye strain, and an increased risk of existential dread. Proceed with caution.