Impersonal Crisis Management

Meetings: Where Time Goes to Die

Welcome to Impersonal Crisis Management, where meetings are a never-ending cycle of existential dread and pointless discussion.

Here, we'll explore the finer points of how to waste an entire day in a conference room, all while pretending to be productive.

Why Not to Meet? for a dose of reality.

Why to Meet? for the opposite.

Meetings We've Had Today:

  1. 9:00 AM - "The Meeting to Discuss the Meeting Schedule"
  2. 10:00 AM - "The Meeting to Discuss the Meeting Schedule (Again)"
  3. 11:30 AM - "The Meeting to Discuss the Meeting to Discuss the Meeting Schedule"

And don't even get us started on the meetings about the meetings...

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