INFINITE MEETING AGENDA

A meeting that will never end.

Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - 9:00 AM - Opening remarks (and closing, also)
• 9:15 AM - 12:00 PM - Agenda Items 1-100 (approximate)
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM - Lunch Break (just a rumor)
• 1:00 PM - 5:00 PM - Agenda Items 101-300 (or so)
• 5:00 PM - 5:15 PM - Snack Break (we'll get to it eventually)
• 5:15 PM - 11:59 PM - More Agenda Items

You will never leave this meeting, nor will you eat. Don't bother trying. It's just going to get longer.

Learn about our infinite administrative procedures that keep this meeting going.

Read about the red tape that keeps us bound