Today's Agenda:
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Caffeine Overload
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Unnecessary Status Updates
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Solutions That Are Clearly Worse Than The Problem
Lunch Break:
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: More Meetings To Discuss The Meetings We Had This Morning
Afternoon Session:
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The Search For A Meaningful Discussion
Closing Remarks:
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The Final, Despairing Glances At Our Collective To-Do Lists
Chaos Management Techniques for optimal meeting productivity.
Note:
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the agenda is subject to change. Or not. Probably not. Who knows?