Expert Panel: The Most Unproductive People in the Industry
We've gathered the most renowned experts in the field to share their expertise with you. Please note that their combined IQ is lower than the number of meetings they attend.
Dr. Bob Smith - "The Meeting Maestro"
Dr. Bob has spent the last 20 years studying the art of saying the same 5-minute presentation 50 different ways, with a focus on the importance of using Comic Sans.
Marcus "The Meeting Whisperer" Winters
Marcus has a Ph.D. in the field of making meetings more confusing. He's been known to use a 20-foot whiteboard to draw flowcharts that make no sense.
Jennifer "The Meeting Moderator" Lee
Jennifer is a renowned expert in the art of taking 2 hours to say 30 seconds worth of content. Her technique involves using an 18-minute PowerPoint presentation.