The Known Meeting Agenda

Minutes from the Meeting That Never Happened

Agenda Item 1: Discuss the importance of discussing the agenda

Agenda Item 2: Eat free donuts in the break room

Agenda Item 3: Decide who ate the last donut

Agenda Item 4: Discuss the meaning of life

Agenda Item 5: Take a 2-hour break to play video games

Agenda Item 6: Decide on a new meeting time that conflicts with everyone's schedule

Agenda Item 7: Discuss the importance of taking breaks

Agenda Item 8: Decide who gets to be the meeting chairperson

Agenda Item 9: Take a 3-minute break to stretch

Meeting adjourned due to lack of actual progress. See you all at the next meeting!

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