A Meeting That Wasn't Really Necessary Anyway

Meeting Minutes, Because We Needed Something to Do

Present:

• Bob, who had nothing to say
• Jane, who was there to eat the free snacks
• Manager, who was just here to make sure we're all on the same page (literally)

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the color of the carpet
• Item 2: Debate the merits of pineapple pizza
• Item 3: Decide on lunch options (again)

Decided:

• Item 1: The carpet is blue, but only on Tuesdays
• Item 2: Pineapple pizza is a crime against humanity
• Item 3: We're having pizza again, because why change?

Next Meeting:

Known Meeting Agenda - 2 weeks from Tuesday, because who needs actual productivity?