Meeting Details:

Location: The conference room, where you'll inevitably be stuck in meetings.

Date: Every Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday, because why have a weekend?

Agenda: Review of last week's meeting minutes, discussion of this week's meeting minutes, and debate over whose turn it is to bring donuts.

Attendees: The usual suspects, including John, Jane, and Bob. Oh, and also Steve, who always seems to be on vacation but somehow still manages to attend.

Meeting Minutes:

Meeting started at 9:00 AM sharp. John arrived 5 minutes late, setting the tone for the rest of the meeting.

Jane dominated the meeting with her 3-hour PowerPoint presentation on "The Importance of Meetings."

Bob fell asleep in his chair at 2:15 PM. Steve was seen whispering something into his phone during the discussion of "synergy."