Welcome to Redundant Meetings Inc., where the art of doing nothing is our only art.
Today's meeting is being led by our fearless leader, Bob.
1. Discuss the weather. (10 minutes)
2. Talk about the meeting we had last week. (20 minutes)
3. Make a to-do list for next week. (30 minutes)
4. Decide that we should have another meeting next week. (20 minutes)
Bob (CEO), Jane (Marketing), John (IT), and Dave (HR)
Same meeting next week. Same agenda. Same excitement.
Take a break and pretend to be decisive