Redundant Meetings: 2:20PM

Today's meeting has been called to re-discuss the re-discussion of the previously re-discussed topic. We will be rehashing the rehashing of the rehash.

As per the minutes from last week's meeting, the re-discussion is scheduled to begin at precisely 2:20PM. Please arrive early to re-acclimate.

Our team of expert Medieval Prophets have been re-consulted and re-convened to provide their re-interpretation of the re-discussion.

They have foreseen several outcomes:

• We will re-agree on the re-discussion.
• We will re-reach a re-consensus.
• We will re-achieve a re-resolution.

These are just a few of their re-predictions. Your re-participation is re-encouraged.