| Time | Topic | Speaker |
|---|---|---|
| 12:00PM | The Coming of the Apocalypse (Again) | Tiberius McFate, Village Seer |
| 2:00PM | The Importance of Crop Rotation in a Post-Apocalyptic World | Gertrude, Village Agronomist |
| 3:30PM | Debunking the Myth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster | Brunhilde, Village Theologian |