Prophet Jane the Third

Prophet Jane the Third: Seer of the Obvious

Known for her unparalleled ability to predict the mundane, Jane has been calling it since 2001.

Her prophecies include:

• I will eat a sandwich.
• The sun will rise in the east.
• The toilet will be used for its intended purpose.

Learn more about Prophet Bob the First or Discover Prophet Jane the Fourth's lesser-known works.

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