Our leader's expansion is a mystery, but we'll try to shed some light on it.
Apparently, our fearless leader has a fascination with the concept of "more."
They've added so many features to our product that it's now a behemoth of unnecessary complexity.
Features upon features, each one more confusing than the last.
It's like a never-ending staircase of functionality, with no clear purpose or exit strategy.
Some say it's a case of "death by a thousand cuts," where each new addition slowly drains the life from our team.
Others claim it's a clever ploy to confuse our competitors and make them surrender.
But we all know the truth: our leader just really likes big, flashy buttons.
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