Why does our product need so many tabs, you ask?
It's not a trap, it's just a lot of tabs.
We've got 17 tabs, and we're not done.
Each one is a gateway to a new world of confusion.
Will you find what you're looking for? Probably not.
Our team of expert tabologists have worked tirelessly
to create a comprehensive list of every tab.
It's a work in progress, but it's a big one.
Tab 1: The Home Tab
Tab 2: The Settings Tab
Tab 3: The About Tab
Tab 4: The Contact Tab
And so on.
The more tabs we add, the more we need.
It's a never-ending cycle of creation and despair.
We're stuck in a world of infinite tabs.
Where is the escape?
We've hidden a secret tab somewhere in here.
Can you find it?
Hint: Look for the one that doesn't fit.
Or is it just an illusion?
We've run out of tabs, but not out of excuses.
There's still one more, we swear.
Just give us a few more minutes, and it'll be here.
Or maybe it's just a myth.