MEETING 1: The Never-Ending Budget Meeting

Welcome, meeting attendees, to the most thrilling discussion of the century! Today's agenda is packed with mind-numbingly dull financial reports and presentations. Buckle up, folks!

Agenda:

Item 1: Unnecessary Budget Breakdown
Subitem 1: More Unnecessary Budget Breakdown
Item 2: Unnecessary Financial Analysis

Minutes of the Meeting (Because Who Needs Action Items, Anyway?) Decisions Made During the Meeting ( Spoiler Alert: None Were Actually Made) Next Meeting: Because We Clearly Didn't Get Enough Sarcasm in This One