MEETINGS: THE NEVER-ENDING CYCLE

Because nobody actually does anything productive here.

Pointless Meeting 1: Theoretical Discussion

This meeting will last 3 hours, 2 minutes, and 42 seconds, during which time we will discuss the finer points of doing nothing.

• Learn more about the theoretical framework of our inaction.
• Discover the art of staring at walls for extended periods of time.

Subtopics:

• Theoretical Framework for Doing Nothing
• The Art of Staring

Next meeting: NEVER.