Meeting 1: The Never-Ending Slog

Subtopic 1: The Slog Continues

Attendees:

• John, still awake despite the meeting's duration
• Jane, who has been dozing off for the past hour
• Bob, the self-proclaimed "meeting expert" who just wants to go home

Agenda:

1. Introduction to the meeting's purpose: to discuss the purpose of this meeting
2. Discussion of the discussion
3. Conclusion: the meeting will never end

Subtopics:

• Subtopic 1.1: The Slog Fails
• Subtopic 1.2: The Slog Continues (Again)