Meeting 1: Minutes of Massive Confusion

Attendees: Bob, Alice, and 47 other people who were lost in the parking lot.

Agenda Items

Subtopic 1: "The Sky is Falling" discussion

Bob: "I'm telling you, it's a metaphorical sky that's falling."

Alice: "No, no, it's literally a sky that's falling. I saw it on Facebook."

View more on the Sky is Falling subtopic.

Subtopic 2: "Why is the copier jammed AGAIN?"

Jane: "I'm pretty sure it's because someone put a stapler in it."

Mike: "No, I'm sure it's because of the plot to take over the world."

Read more about the copier plot.

Subtopic 3: "Who ate the last donut?"

Everyone: "I did! I swear, it was a ninja."

No, seriously, it was actually just Dave.

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