Attendees: Bob, Alice, and 47 other people who were lost in the parking lot.
Bob: "I'm telling you, it's a metaphorical sky that's falling."
Alice: "No, no, it's literally a sky that's falling. I saw it on Facebook."
View more on the Sky is Falling subtopic.Jane: "I'm pretty sure it's because someone put a stapler in it."
Mike: "No, I'm sure it's because of the plot to take over the world."
Read more about the copier plot.Everyone: "I did! I swear, it was a ninja."
No, seriously, it was actually just Dave.