Meeting 1: The One Where We Discussed Nothing

Minutes of the meeting where we spent 3 hours discussing the importance of discussing nothing.

Subtopic 1: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

John: "I'm stuck on this point. Can we just talk about it some more?"

Jane: "But what about the implications?"

Bob: "Uh, I think we need more coffee."

Continue to Subtopic 2: The Infinite Loop of Bureaucracy

Subtopic 2: The Infinite Loop of Bureaucracy

Bob: "I've been trying to get this report done all week, but the forms are just too complicated."

Jane: "Tell me about it. I'm sure it's not that hard."

John: "Well, first you have to fill out the form in triplicate, and then you have to get it notarized by the department head... "

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