Pointless Rant Minutes

Minutes of the utterly unnecessary meeting of Meeting 1, Subtopic 2, of the Redundant Meetings of Doom.

Meeting Objectives:

• Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
• Make each other's eyes glaze over with excessive PowerPoint presentations.
• Decide which font size is the most comfortable for reading 500-slide deck.

Key Decisions:

• Decide on the color scheme for the new meeting room.
• Pick between beige and beige with a slightly darker beige accent wall.
• Realize the meeting has been going on for 3 hours and we're still on the first agenda item.