Welcome to Meeting 1 of the Reduntant Meeting series, where we discuss the finer points of pretzel etiquette.
Today, we will be exploring the intricacies of Pretzel Ethic, a complex and highly debated topic in the world of snack foods.
Subtopics for this meeting include:
Remember, in the immortal words of the great Pretzel Ethic philosopher, "A twist is not just a twist, it's a lifestyle."