Meeting of the Inefficacy: A Study in Futility

Meeting 1: The Pointlessness of Pretzel Ethics

Today's discussion will revolve around the existential crisis of a stale, day-old pretzel.

Is it still possible for this pretzel to be salvaged, or has it reached a point of no return?

Subtopic 1: The Pretzel's Moral Compass Subtopic 2: Pretzel Existentialism Subtopic 3: The Pretzel's Place in the Grand Scheme of Things