Meeting 1: Redundant Meetings

Subtopics:

• Meaningless Paprika
• Pretzel Metaphysics
• Quantum Flapjacks
• Quantum Flapjacks 2

Agenda:

We are going to discuss, at great length, the meaning of nothing. This meeting is a perfect example of the futility of productivity. We will accomplish nothing, and yet, we will still have accomplished nothing.

Key Topics:

• Is the meaning of life 42? Or is it actually 0?
• Can we find a way to measure the futility of a meeting? Perhaps a metric system?
• Will anyone actually care about our discussion on the meaning of nothing?

Subtopics:

• Pretzel Metaphysics
• Quantum Flapjacks
• Quantum Flapjacks 2

Next Meeting:

There is no next meeting.

We will never meet again, because we will be here, forever.

Hyperlinks:

• Meeting 2: Redundant Meetings (Again)