Meetings are a never-ending cycle of pointless discussions and awkward silences. And yet, we're stuck in this cycle, forever trapped in a sea of pointless meetings.
Subtopic B.1.1: The Art of Pretending to Care
When asked to participate in a meeting, it's essential to feign interest, even if you're secretly dying on the inside. A simple "uh-huh, yeah" or "that's a great point, Bob" can go a long way in maintaining the illusion of productivity.
Subtopic B.1.2: Meeting Etiquette for the Uncoordinated
When in a meeting, always remember: no eye contact, no participation, and no actual contribution. These are the hallmarks of a true meeting veteran.