Meetings: the never-ending cycle of despair

Subtopic C - The Deadline That Won't Be Met

Today's agenda:

9:00 - Introduction and pointless small talk
9:05 - Review of last week's minutes (that nobody read)
9:15 - Discussion of the project status (that nobody knows)
10:00 - Break for caffeine and complaining
10:30 - More discussion of the project status (that nobody knows)
12:00 - Conclusion and promises to meet again soon

Next Subtopic F: Excuses That Never End Meeting 2: The Never-Ending Story (of Meetings)

Don't forget to bring your lunch! (Just kidding, we forgot to order it)

A picture of an empty lunch table

Related Subtopics_goals

Subtopic A: The Meeting That Never Started (because the coffee machine was out)
Subtopic B: The Meeting That Ran Out of Time (because the clock got stuck on a loop)