MEETING 1: THE MEETING THAT REFUSED TO DIE

Subtopic: The Ancient Art of Procrastination

Sub-subtopic: The Procrastination Paradox: When the Task is Never Actually Done

Today we will be discussing... um... the importance of... (checks calendar) Oh look! A calendar! ( calendar picture here ) We will be discussing the calendar! Yes, it has a nice picture of a calendar on it!

Sub-subtopic: The Art of Pretending to be Busy: A Procrastination Technique

Sub-subtopic: The Art of Multitasking: Doing Nothing at the Same Time as Doing Nothing Else

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