Welcome, brave adventurers, to the first installment of our Meeting 1: A Series of Unending Despair. This meeting is brought to you by the fine folks at Bureaucratic Red Tape, Inc. and is guaranteed to be as productive as a sedated sloth in a hammock.
Agenda items will include, but are not limited to: discussing why we can't actually accomplish anything, rehashing why the previous meeting was pointless, and wondering why we're all here in the first place.
Due to the Futility Index of this meeting, it's expected to reach an all-time high of 100%.
So grab a cup of coffee, strap on your thinking cap, and get ready for the thrill-ride that is Meeting 1!