Discussion topics will include, but not be limited to: "Is this meeting actually productive?", "Who ate the last donut?", and "Why are we here again?"
Please note that the meeting will be adjourned at the stroke of 5, unless someone finds a reason to keep it going.
If you're feeling sleepy, just remember: it's not like you're going to get anything done today.
For more meeting shenanigans, visit our Meetings page!