Meeting 2 Minutes (aka "The Meeting That Should Have Never Happened")

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and Bob's Lawyer (just kidding, he's not actually there)

Agenda Item 1: Discuss the Color of the Walls

Discussion led to the conclusion that the walls should be painted "a nice shade of beige".

John: "But what about the ceiling? Should we paint that too?"

Jane: "Uh, isn't that just, like, the default setting already?"

Break

15-minute break. Someone brought in donuts.

Agenda Item 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler

Further discussion of the stapler led to the conclusion that it was, in fact, not missing. It was just in the supply closet. All of us were there.