Meeting 2: The Sequel to the Sequel
Today's agenda:
- Discuss the meaning of life
- Review the importance of proper stapler usage
- Debunk the rumors about the stapler
Subtopic 1: The Stapler Conspiracy
We've received reports that the stapler has been acting strangely.
- Stapler sightings have been reported in the vicinity of the break room
- Several employees have been seen arguing with the stapler
- We suspect a plot involving mind control and/or free office supplies